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If Trump cures cancer, what would CNN's headlines be?

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  • Orange cures cancer
    mtnglo · 29 14
  • Asking that question implies that he's even capable of doing such a thing.

    Part of the reason everybody hates him is that he's functionally incapable of helping anybody but himself. If he was even a mildly useful person, he wouldn't align himself with the alt-right just for a few votes.

    Even though I don't watch news, including CNN, I'll flip this around and quote Anderson Cooper. "If he took a dump on your desk, you'd defend it." Even you know that my scenario is far more likely than yours.
    ? · 20 8
  • TRUMP CURED HIMSELF
    Former Liberal · 24 14
  • How can trump cure cancer when he can't even take care of his own country
    greg · 22 26
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