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Is there any way that I can hire someone to force the San Antonio International Airport to permanently shut down?

I need to stop having my ears, heart, and mind blown out by the extremely loud, low-flying planes that practically hit my roof every minute (including in the middle of the night when I'm trying to sleep)!
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  • Try someone from Pakistan or Taliban.
    anand · 0 0
  • Bazooka do the job just fine!
    Mercury · 8 1
  • People have been fighting airports since literally the dawn of aviation. 97% of the time it does not work out in their favor.
    trektheusa · 1 3
  • The airport was there before you. If you don't like it catch a plane to somewhere quieter.
    Percyqted · 2 4