Jokes & Riddles

Best answer: Yes. Dogs are amazing.

Best answer: Does it matter? You are entitled to laugh at whatever you find funny. Some people laugh at accidents and tragedies.

Best answer: I WISH when I was DOWN in FLORIDA it was?.............. I LEFT my SCOTUM in MIAMI!..............😂😂😂😂

Best answer: That was my job.

I'm retired now though.

Best answer: Maybe he is comparing prices

Even its name is gay sounding. It also has the gothic gay charm. To hell with religion, who cares about god now except deluded fools ! The LGBT agenda and the pink money will surely generate much more wealth. All the French gays can go there and lasers light up the site in the rainbow colours visible across the Paris night sky. Surely this fire is a new chance for change now?

Best answer: You could try, but unless you have the cash like Greg Olsen to pay for it, no.

In all seriousness the food on the ISS is specifically configured for consumption in a zero-G environment and so it does not send crumbs out where it can get into equipment.

John White nearly lost his astronaut career over a smuggled corned-beef sandwich on his Gemini mission. There was even a Congressional hearing over it. Fortunately he passed and went on to walk on the Moon and pilot the Columbia on the first space shuttle mission.

Even if you could somehow do this, you'd need to smuggle it. If caught, big trouble.

Best answer: Who is that fat fvck? Is that Ninefinger after he gets pasted by Little Mikey?

Best answer: They get butt burn.

Best answer: Yes......several times in my life..........everything I worked for, went up in smoke (figuratively speaking) without warning,-- thru no fault of my own--- and I had to start over from scratch each time.