Jokes & Riddles

Best answer: Hitler was an Australian? From which city? Sydney? Melbourne? Perth? Brisbane? Hobart? Adelaide?

Best answer: Level 5, trying to become a level 6.

Best answer: I Always preferred the sassy blondes.

Best answer: My mother. My father has already been in prison twice, and jail many times.

Do you look handsome when you have beard and mustache?

Best answer: I can’t speak for everyone, but these are my reasons:
They’re a lot of work.
You have to raise them just right. They’re easy to mess up and hard to raise right.
They’re expensive. I’d rather use that money on something else.
I’m selfish and don’t want my life to revolve around another human being. I’d rather sleep in on weekends, etc.
I don’t want to pass on my genetics (and hope my bloodline dies out).
Chances are that I’d have a disabled kid which I’m not willing to do.

To your knowledge

Best answer: That works-A socialist was jailed so he could LOSE the election & so that AMERICA could have WWI