Jokes & Riddles

Say someone get's shot in the middle of the street, would NASA be able to use this theoretical telescope to see it happen "live" but an hour after it happened? This thought keeps me up night.

Best answer: It's better to have 5 heart attacks at 34 years old than 34 heart attacks at 5 years old

Best answer: Haven't you seen any of the cartoons? Just like Santa Claus, he had a long list to check them off, and apparently most of them spent the voyage on the deck with the giraffes poking up out of a hole in the roof.

If you haven't figured it out already, the story of Noah and his flood is pure bullsh!t. The multi-billion-year geological model of the Earth's history has a mountain of evidence supporting it and shows no evidence of a global flood whatsoever.

Best answer: Yes.

Best answer: wouldn't even be a contest ..................................

with more crime and poverty and people pooping in the streets? oh wait thats how san fransico is

They knew the planet was prone to dust storms. A simple wiping system among all those other complex systems was not impossible right? So I read that the team who controls Opportunity have giving the rover up because they were unable to contact the rover since June 2018. WTF? Giving up so easily? Who knows soon a big breeze will blow off big portions of dust off the rover and it's solar panels will feed power again into the system. That rover is simply put, NOT broken. It's just low or out of power. Don't write if off just yet and try just again in a few months. Keep trying, the thing is there, and maybe with some luck it can be reactivated. Nonetheless, the absence of a simple wiping system for the solar panels :/ Sometimes NASA surprises me with how stupid they can be. Same goes like the Huygens mission. Build a several billion dollar costing probe (Cassini) to Saturn and they mount a camera on Huygens with a resolution that even an old Commodore 64 can surpass. Jeezzz, how often do you put a probe on such a distant world? And also in Portrait mode. OMG.....Idiots. Don't start about bandwidth issues because Huygens sent more than 300 pictures from the surface. I rather have 1 !!! high res picture that shows far more than 300 low res ones you can barely see anything on. 1 picture of 3 Megabyte of 300 pictures of 10 kilobyte, what's the difference?

Best answer: No. Non of it is funny at all.