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Jokes & Riddles
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Do you always reach for the stars?
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Is your question usually answered in minutes!?
Best answer: Yes, the dumber the question the more comments it seems.
You remind me of a user named Spadey or something like that, he was on my other banned account. I miss him : (
Is that you!!? You ask questions like him. -
If I told you the meaning of plethora, would it mean a lot to you?
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How many people work in your office? Is it more than half of them?
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If someone stopped using double entendres, would they find it hard?
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If you go back in time, in a time machine, what happens when you get to a leap year?
Best answer: You’ll get time lapse dances,,
from Father Time,Carol..😵 -
Do musicians know how to conduct themselves?
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Did Dr Frankenstein misunderstand the objective of a bodybuilding competition?
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Wolud you like to have a disease named after you?
Best answer: Hmmmmmmmmm...............Wease Disease........ it does have a certain ring to it.
Just what would that disease be? -
Name one song you're embarrassed to admit you like?
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When you eat grapes, do you pretend they're eyeballs?
Best answer: You may be a VISIONARY?......😂😂😂😂 -
Did NASA find that the cost of attaining escape velocity was exorbitant?
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If you were on a bus full of gay men, would you get off?
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Sholud a million people each cut down a tree from a forest, take it to where they live, and say, "Don't do this!" ?
Best answer: That wood really piss off the dogs,Carol..🤔 -
What age do you wish you were right now?
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If a man doesn't want children and pays for a vasectomy, if he goes home to find they are still there, can he have his money back?
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Did you hear about "Let's be gay week" and will you attend the festivities?
Best answer: I AM THE MAYOR OF GAY CITY BRUH
I STARTED THE MOVEMENT -
Who has the best football head?
Best answer: He worked HARD on his FUTBOL HEAD......😂😂😂😂 -
If you had to find somebody guilty beyond a reasonable doubt, wolud that pretty much eliminate you as a juror?
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Do KISS band members love makeup sex🧐?
Best answer: I'm SURE Paul STANLEY made UP some NEW sex!......😂😂😂😂